Wednesday, December 13, 2006

War on Christmas Update

A New Hampshire family who clearly hates Christmas is complaining about some improvements made to their baby Jesus lawn ornament:

The baby Jesus statue, stolen from a nativity scene in New Hampshire, was returned on Tuesday. The statue was taken Thursday morning from the front yard of a Plaistow, New Hampshire home and replaced with a beer can. On Tuesday morning, the owner of the nativity set found the statue in his driveway. He is thankful they returned piece, but the thieves drew devil horns on baby Jesus before giving it back.

Not only did the artists give the family a complementary beer while the work was being done, they put Krampus horns on the Jesus free of charge. What kind of a grinch do you have to be to get upset over that?